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Post by Princesspinkykat on Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:03 pm

A dinner conversation that took the wrong turn:

Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
Husband:"Definitely no."

Wife: "Why no-don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."

Wife: "Then why wouldn't you get married again?"
Husband: "Okay, I'd get married again."

Wife: "You would." (with a hurtful look on her face)
Husband: (makes audible groan)

Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband:"Where else are we going to sleep?"

Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

Wife: "Would she wear my jewelery?"
Husband: "Well, I suppose so."

Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she's left handed."

Wife: ---silence---
Husband: "Shit..."
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Post by Har Dy on Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:35 pm

princesspinkykat wrote:A dinner conversation that took the wrong turn:

Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
Husband:"Definitely no."

Wife: "Why no-don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."

Wife: "Then why wouldn't you get married again?"
Husband: "Okay, I'd get married again."

Wife: "You would." (with a hurtful look on her face)
Husband: (makes audible groan)

Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband:"Where else are we going to sleep?"

Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

Wife: "Would she wear my jewelery?"
Husband: "Well, I suppose so."

Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she's left handed."

Wife: ---silence---
Husband: "Shit..."
cool , keep doing and posting =]
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